Hypatia_PA: Two packages appear while I was at my Company Holiday party.
Hypatia_PA: Slightly boozed up and ready to dig into this shit.
Hypatia_PA: Commence the opening!
Hypatia_PA: ITS A GODDAMN LAMPSHADE!
Hypatia_PA: SECONDBOX!
Hypatia_PA: Oh. There were directions. Lets follow those:
Hypatia_PA: PART 2! Gifting harder... ...and faster.