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So all in all, 500 metric fuckloads of awesome!
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Oh, NOW she's interested in the box.
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A package arrived for me today, what fun! I was informed by MissMadpoet that there were to be no gifts until the tree was up. So, we went to the closet, pulled out the tree and started to set it up...
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So it was time for the spare tree.
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Once that was in place, I found a bomb sniffing cat to investigate. Sadly, she's blind and could not find the box to investigate it:
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I braved the packing tape and opened it, revealing three carefully wrapped parcels and a note:
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The note was signed with a small rune. I emailed it to a cop procedural TV show with the subject ENHANCE and it returned:
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I opened the gifts, smallest to largest, because there is an order to these things. And it is smallest to largest.
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Package number two. Look, there are some things that don't wrap well. So I know what's in this one before I open it. BUT WHICH SUPERMODEL WILL IT BE?!?!?
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This leaves a final package. It's a big package. THAT'S WHAT NOBODY SAID EVER.