Hypatia_PA:
Lacking pets, I enlist my Lego AT-ST to check out the package and make sure it's free of Ewok vermin:
Hypatia_PA:
Apparently it can't see through boxes (or withstand an attack by stupid teddy bears) so I have to cut it open:
Hypatia_PA:
Emptying the box reveals:
Hypatia_PA:
Enclosed was a note: