Hypatia_PA: While waiting in line at the GOVERNMENT, I received an e-mail on my phone.
Hypatia_PA: Looking all sassy, in its Amazon packaging. The usual package inspecting cat was far too tired to perform her annual duties:
Hypatia_PA: Looks like it's up to the new member of the house, the package-sniffing pug:
Hypatia_PA: Ok, fine, she's more of a head-tilting pug. But not to be deterred from revealing the contents within, I opened the package (at my own peril):