Hypatia_PA: So I get home from work and I have an email waiting for me in my inbox. It seems that someone has sent me a transmission from the future, and the future isn't a great place to be. It started off with a poem:
Hypatia_PA: And then the transmission:
Hypatia_PA: And then a few codes:
Hypatia_PA: My email inbox was blowing up! What did I find inside? A ton of hair loss and penis extention messges, and also Steam gifts! I haven't even put a dent in the previous wave of gifting, you terribly awesome fat, red, bearded man!
Hypatia_PA: Dungeons of Dredmor
Hypatia_PA: Puzzle dimension
Hypatia_PA: The hits keep on coming, apparently!