Mama Tumshie:
Don't tango on the strip of yellow lino
Mama Tumshie:
Don't ignore the red line
Mama Tumshie:
Don't stroke your bells
Mama Tumshie:
Don't draw a heartbeat
Mama Tumshie:
Don't kick someone's head around
Mama Tumshie:
Don't drop your sugar cubes
Mama Tumshie:
Don't sit trying to decide whether to start with your burger or your milkshake
Mama Tumshie:
Don't wear peephole croptops
Mama Tumshie:
Don't get upset
Mama Tumshie:
Don't get too surprised that your hand has swollen and gone black
Mama Tumshie:
Don't wear last year's perky dress in an impish manner
Mama Tumshie:
Don't use a 1980s walkie talkie
Mama Tumshie:
Don't be a dawg
Mama Tumshie:
Don't trust giant Captain Hook with your luggage
Mama Tumshie:
Don't climb onto your hammock
Mama Tumshie:
Don't empty the dandruff out your hat from a height
Mama Tumshie:
Don't forget which direction your armpits are
Mama Tumshie:
Don't jacuzzi with a wolf
Mama Tumshie:
Don't hold hands in your undies
Mama Tumshie:
Don't deflate your head through your mouth
Mama Tumshie:
Don't shave with your feet
Mama Tumshie:
Don't cut your broccolli with your boots