ClaireHeffer:
That's right. When I was your age, television was called books
ClaireHeffer:
Bring that mantlepiece to the desk, and then annoint the palms!
ClaireHeffer:
Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!
ClaireHeffer:
twitch like a bunny on crystal meth.
ClaireHeffer:
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
ClaireHeffer:
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
ClaireHeffer:
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
ClaireHeffer:
That's incredible! We can use that!
ClaireHeffer:
Disappointment is anger for wimps.
ClaireHeffer:
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.
ClaireHeffer:
Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
ClaireHeffer:
I am a cotton-headed ninnymoggins!
ClaireHeffer:
Date
ClaireHeffer:
Christmas Cards
ClaireHeffer:
frank
ClaireHeffer:
frank
ClaireHeffer:
frank
ClaireHeffer:
New Bookcase2
ClaireHeffer:
New Bookcase3
ClaireHeffer:
Being Organized
ClaireHeffer:
Suspicious dog
ClaireHeffer:
Sleep
ClaireHeffer:
Organising
ClaireHeffer:
Polaroids
ClaireHeffer:
New Bookcase1
ClaireHeffer:
New Artwork
ClaireHeffer:
New Artwork
ClaireHeffer:
Quote on Screen
ClaireHeffer:
sleep 2
ClaireHeffer:
Frank
