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mukuk11: A Gondoliere's guide for dating ... 1. Park the "car"
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mukuk11: 2. Help lady get out of the "car"
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mukuk11: 3. Walk her to some NICE restaurant
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mukuk11: 4. Listen to her closely
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mukuk11: 5. THEN ... reward is guaranteed
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mukuk11: (6. Have a cigarette AFTER ... or better: quit smoking!)