Helen Beresford: Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head
Helen Beresford: If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle...especially the part that says, "Keep away from children!"
Helen Beresford: There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million...
Helen Beresford: Let's get ready to Rumble!
Helen Beresford: You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Helen Beresford: Dieting is wishful shrinking :)