Sherri Dakota:
Men will say anything to get you naked in the bushes.
Sherri Dakota:
Baby It's Cold Outside..
Sherri Dakota:
It’s the longest night of the year, get lost in someplace forbidden!
Sherri Dakota:
Dating Questionnaire: Are you thinking of fun stuff to be suspicious of? Do you lick every frog you encounter in the forest? Can I shrink you down and add you to my keychain?
Sherri Dakota:
To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold...
Sherri Dakota:
*talking to the spirits* Honestly guys, what the fuck?
Sherri Dakota:
3 Stages of Christmas Shopping 1) Plenty of time 2) No Worries 3) Oh Shit
Sherri Dakota:
I'm not an attention whore, I'm just an attention flirt.
Sherri Dakota:
Random Stranger: Don't I know you from somewhere? He Who Is Always Known, But Never From Where: Yes. I'm certain you do.
Sherri Dakota:
Just remember—if Michelangelo could paint dicks on the Sistine Chapel, you can do anything.
Sherri Dakota:
Snowman's Prayer: Please freeze! Amen
Sherri Dakota:
Dating Questionnaire: Mind if I restart and update you?
Sherri Dakota:
It's important to have priorities in life, but it's more important to have whipped potatoes.
Sherri Dakota:
Them: You're a bad apple Me: I'm a passion fruit
Sherri Dakota:
Have you been naughty ? If so Mr. Frosty P. Flake told me here is the scoop all you get is Snowmans poop❣
Sherri Dakota:
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Sherri Dakota:
Dear Santa. I have been good all year.. No Matter What the Evidence Might Suggest..
Sherri Dakota:
It's All Fun and Games Til Santa Checks the Naughty List...
Sherri Dakota:
Fat Mans Bag..If a Fat man puts you in a bag at night... Don't worry. I told Santa I want YOU For Christmas..
Sherri Dakota:
Eek! is such a pretty name.
Sherri Dakota:
What type of bear are you? Hairy, Scary, Sleepy or Hungry.
Sherri Dakota:
I want to go to space, empty out a bag of Cheetos and swim around like a fish eating them.
Sherri Dakota:
Does next year’s Spotify wrapped start tracking now or do I have another few weeks to listen to some really weird shit without it counting?
Sherri Dakota:
Can I come over and ask you uncomfortable questions?
Sherri Dakota:
Normalize nothing. Everything you do is weird now. You’re free.
Sherri Dakota:
*Leading a team of scientists to the bar.*
Sherri Dakota:
Me: I’m an introvert Vodka: The fuck you are
Sherri Dakota:
If you eat an unmarked pill you found on the ground in the parking lot something cool might happen.
Sherri Dakota:
LIVE DJING @ PEAK
Sherri Dakota:
LIVE DJING @ PEAK
