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SherriX0: How horny was the guy who came up with the word “succumb.”
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SherriX0: Date idea: We meet in a well supervised clinical setting.
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SherriX0: Dating Questionnaire: Babe what's wrong? You've hardly touched the version of you I created in my head.
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SherriX0: Dating Questionnaire: Babe what's wrong? You've hardly touched the version of you I created in my head.
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SherriX0: I’m full of ideas! They’re all bad ideas. Some really awful. Gotta start somewhere.
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SherriX0: My vibe is questionable at best.
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SherriX0: *Filling your head with strange ideas.*
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SherriX0: "You shouldn't have buried me, I'm not dead."
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SherriX0: "Welcome to Prime Time, b***h!"
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SherriX0: What are you looking for? Your own haunted castle, Your next favorite book, Peace/love/understanding or Beef jerky and cash.
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SherriX0: Dating Questionnaire: I heard we were having fun. Is this true?
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SherriX0: Dating Questionnaire: Can I have your soul for awhile? I want to put it in this lantern.
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SherriX0: I found you in this lifetime and I’ll find you in the next. Consider this a warning.
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SherriX0: The moment you’re alone in the house and hear a weird noise then think to yourself, ‘whatever… I’ve had a good run.’
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SherriX0: Dating Questionnaire: Is it just me or are you permanently insane?
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SherriX0: "How did you two meet?" I scruffed him by the neck and took him home.
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SherriX0: What's your favorite hobby? Haunting wild forests, Exploring haunted ruins, Enjoying books & cheese or Napping with cats.
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SherriX0: You looked so beautiful oozing into all the cracks.
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SherriX0: You know it's bad out there when you get thanked for not being creepy.
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SherriX0: How you treat people you don't have to be nice to is the real you.
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SherriX0: (trying to tell my friend to smile) Spread those fucking cheeks.
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SherriX0: Internet friendships are so special ‘cause you can grow so attached to someone whose real name you don’t even know. You’re just like, “I trust you with my life, MILFhunter1993.”
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SherriX0: Imagine someone saying “cooter” during dirty talk.
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SherriX0: You're older than you were when you started reading this and I enjoyed wasting your time.
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SherriX0: Who called it Spirit Halloween and not Bloodbath and Beyond?
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SherriX0: The two wolves inside me are holding hands. Oh shit, they're fucking now!
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SherriX0: Dating Questionnaire: Do you want to go jump in puddles later?
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SherriX0: Always have a clone of yourself on call for emergencies.
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SherriX0: Congratulations! You will meet your soul mate tomorrow. It's a grumpy little raccoon wearing a battered top hat. Have fun you two!
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SherriX0: October will fix everything.