clarapandy: pickles brings round my first birthday card. it's yoda
clarapandy: oh erm, really not funny
clarapandy: really really not funny
clarapandy: like so not funny
clarapandy: there is nothing funny about this
clarapandy: oh God
clarapandy: why am i at the front?
clarapandy: mechanical cabaret
clarapandy: don't ask me
clarapandy: here we go, this is gonna be hilarious
clarapandy: is boyd in town?