Garidin: "You're daring me to chew these? Seriously?"
Garidin: "I don't know. They look like they've been around since just after dinosaurs roamed the earth."
Garidin: "What do I get if I eat them? This better be good."
Garidin: "Fine."
Garidin: "That tasted terrible. Let's go inside and see if I can eat something that will get the taste out of my mouth."
Garidin: "This hot dog tastes just as artificial as the gum did."
Garidin: "An icy beverage will do the trick!"
Garidin: "What do you mean it's just as full of artificial colors and flavors as everything else I just ate?"