boh.dan:
i started a garden to reconnect with nature, but all i got was a bunch of judgmental plants silently critiquing my watering technique. by Bohdan Rodyuk Chekan
boh.dan:
_Why did the scarecrow win an award_ Because he was outstanding in his field!_ by Bohdan Rodyuk Chekan
boh.dan:
_Why don_t skeletons fight each other_ They don_t have the guts._ by Bohdan Rodyuk Chekan
boh.dan:
_Why did the tomato turn red_ Because it saw the salad dressing!_ by Bohdan Rodyuk Chekan
boh.dan:
_I went on a journey of self-discovery, but all I discovered was that I_m really good at getting lost._ by Bohdan Rodyuk Chekan
boh.dan:
_I_m not saying I_m a coffee addict, but I did consider naming my firstborn _Espresso_ by Bohdan Rodyuk Chekan
boh.dan:
"You know you're a true connoisseur when your collection of artisanal pickles is worth more than your car." by Bohdan Rodyuk Chekan