malice-a: Everything remotely cool is out the window
malice-a: I'm a vampire!
malice-a: What are you looking at?
malice-a: I will remove your face.
malice-a: Seriously, though...
malice-a: why do we have two DVD players if neither of them works?
malice-a: 'Tock to the floor.
malice-a: No varnish on the wood floors...sucks.
malice-a: Some cockfaced jerk burned me with a cigarette when I was a puppy.
malice-a: Lester is much more attractive than your pets.
malice-a: Glistening coat.
malice-a: Wrinkly butt!
malice-a: The usual forlorn expression...
malice-a: He was found on Broad...after the aliens dropped him off.
malice-a: Is that a fucking MOTH!?
malice-a: Not stoned. Lester is a drug-free dog.
malice-a: Always with the window.
malice-a: This picture makes him look deceptively small and calm.
malice-a: If it wasn't for these bars...
malice-a: I would get that asshole squirrel.
malice-a: Trying to adjust
malice-a: You are a dog!
malice-a: You are a puppy dog!
malice-a: O HAI
malice-a: lazy morning in the sun
malice-a: fan boy
malice-a: the real downward dog
malice-a: naptime
malice-a: Tru Thug
malice-a: 012_9A