Caleb Renard:
Caleb by Archer
Caleb Renard:
LOTR.....The Gates Of Argonath
Caleb Renard:
A Strange Thing Happens When I Look At You....I Can Forget To Breathe
Caleb Renard:
Authority and Determination
Caleb Renard:
Blue-Collar Cowboy
Caleb Renard:
If You Don't Want Me To Reach The End Of My Rope.....You Had Better Be Bound By It
Caleb Renard:
Hung Or Hanged? I'd Say Both....But The Judge Never Would Have Allowed The Jury To See THAT Hard Evidence
Caleb Renard:
I'd Hug You....But....I'd Be Too Tempted To Grab Your Backside
Caleb Renard:
If You Come.....Dinner Is On You (Three Interpretations)
Caleb Renard:
Pheromone Factory
Caleb Renard:
Climb On Pardner...Let's See If You Can Go For The Full Time.
Caleb Renard:
Caged....Anybody Have A Hairpin?
Caleb Renard:
Oink!
Caleb Renard:
Thinking Of You....Again
Caleb Renard:
And so this is why the superior molecular structure of Southern Comfort Lube so dramatically minimizes the "Squeal Like A Piggy" factor.
Caleb Renard:
No, you can't sit on my lap. Just because you're made of wood you think everything should have wood....you little pervert.
Caleb Renard:
Birdwatching can help build patience. One can spend hours in the blind waiting for the right bird to display itself and then capture the explosive activity just before it zips out of sight.
Caleb Renard:
Worst case of couch-lock ever. No wonder they named it Virginia Velcro!
Caleb Renard:
I Know I'm Just An Electrician's Apprentice But....Are You SURE The Circuit Breaker Box Is In Here, Sir?
Caleb Renard:
The Pilots Are Just Fine. Your Grandmother's Antique Crystal Stemware, However....Let's Just Say Nonna Is Going To Be Pissed!
Caleb Renard:
It's One Of Those "Get Back To Basics" Religions. When They Pass That Big Plate Be Generous....If Not....You Might Wind Up On It.
Caleb Renard:
I'm Not Much Of A Gardener But I'm Going To Guess Someone Got A Little Heavy-Handed With The Miracle-Gro.
Caleb Renard:
There Will Be A Short Delay In The Commencement Of The Adventure Due To An Unfortunate First Step Placement.
Caleb Renard:
I've Been In My Share Of Gym Locker Rooms But.....I've Never Seen One In Bloom Before.
Caleb Renard:
Forget about.....if these walls could talk. NO ONE is going to get any sleep if the mattresses start confessing.
Caleb Renard:
Yeah, I have seen Fifty Shades of Grey and if you think you're going to slut-paddle my backside I also just saw Fifty Shades of Crazy!
Caleb Renard:
Bear And Cubs
Caleb Renard:
Morning Frost
Caleb Renard:
Yes, I Already Heard The One About Tupperware And A Walrus Looking For The Same Thing....A Tight Seal
Caleb Renard:
I Thought It Was A Phone Booth But, You Know The French, They Have To Do EVERYTHING Elegantly
