Mobile Macrographer: (Al Pacino Voice) Say Hello To My Little Friend
Mobile Macrographer: Count Spidula
Mobile Macrographer: Do I have something in my lashes?
Mobile Macrographer: It wasn't me
Mobile Macrographer: No honey, I'm not shaving my legs
Mobile Macrographer: Don't mind me, I'm just getting some rays
Mobile Macrographer: It came from the dark
Mobile Macrographer: Not my best angle, but yes, you may take my picture
Mobile Macrographer: On foreign ground
Mobile Macrographer: Where am I?
Mobile Macrographer: On the edge
Mobile Macrographer: Did I leave the stove on?
Mobile Macrographer: The spider who left the stove on
Mobile Macrographer: This isn't where I parked my car...
Mobile Macrographer: Slick Eddie
Mobile Macrographer: Remember Martin?
Mobile Macrographer: Mini Jumper 2
Mobile Macrographer: Mini Jumper
Mobile Macrographer: No, I don't do Yoga.
Mobile Macrographer: Preservation