liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I'M NOT JUST A MEERKAT . I AM A JERSEY MEERKAT ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " THEY SAID WE DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A PAID UP MEMBER OF THE MEERKAT PHOTO UNION. YOU ARE NOT GETTING INTO THIS PHOTO LET ALONE THE PUB ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I HOPE IT IS NOT GOING TO LAND ON MY NOSE " !
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: PHOTOGRAPHIC TIP : TO TAKE A GOOD CANDID SHOT MAKE SURE THE SUBJECT DOES NOT SEE YOU !!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE IN A ZOO ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO SIT LIKE THIS WHILE YOU PAINT MY PORTRAIT MR PICASSO ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I KNOW MY NOSE IS DIRTY BUT SO WOULD YOURS BE DIGGING IN THE SOIL FOR TERMITES ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " NOBODY LOVES ME. ALL THEY ASK ME FOR IS INSURANCE COVER ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: MAYBE A CHANGE OF MENU IS REQUIRED !!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " SORRY OSSIFER I ONLY HAD TWO DRINKS ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: AH ! BABY PHOTO'S.
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " NEARLY 2 YEARS AFTER A DEMOCRATIC REFERENDUM AND PEOPLE CAN STILL NOT ACCEPT THE RESULT. OUT MEANS OUT ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: WHO SAID MEERKAT'S ARE DUMB " SIMPLES ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: YES BUT I BET THEY DON'T SELL INSURANCE !!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " DON'T FORGET CURIOSITY KILLED THE KAT " !!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " CAN I HELP YOU SIR " ?
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " WHO SAID MEERKAT'S WERE CUTE " ??
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: WILL THERE BE SNOW THIS CHRISTMAS ??
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: NOT SO CUTE NOW IS IT ?
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " YOUR EYES ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR STOMACH ". I THINK YOU SHOULD START ON SOMETHING A BIT SMALLER FIRST !!!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " THE MEERKAT RETURNS " .
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " SERGEI " . WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER :-)
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " SO MEERKATS ARE CUTE , ARE THEY " !!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " MUMMY SAID DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: OUT IN THE BIG WIDE WORLD.
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM AND HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME " !!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I WANT MY MUMMY " .
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " MY GREAT , GREAT GRANDFATHER " ???