liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " NEXT TIME YOU ARE NEAR ST. GEORGE'S HALL OF A NIGHT , MAKE SURE NOTHING LEAPS OUT AT YOU " !
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " HELLO NEIGHBOUR " , CAN YOU SPARE TIME FOR A CHAT ?.
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: ACTUAL SIZE ! I HOPE NOT .
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " THE CURIOUS CAT ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " KING LOUIE " AT REHEARSAL.
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: MAYBE A CHANGE OF MENU IS REQUIRED !!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " SORRY OSSIFER I ONLY HAD TWO DRINKS ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " ENTER THE DRAGON ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM NETTLES " ?
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: YOU WANT ME TO POSE FOR A PHOTO " NUTS ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I HOPE IT IS NOT GOING TO LAND ON MY NOSE " !
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: PHOTOGRAPHIC TIP : TO TAKE A GOOD CANDID SHOT MAKE SURE THE SUBJECT DOES NOT SEE YOU !!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE IN A ZOO ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO SIT LIKE THIS WHILE YOU PAINT MY PORTRAIT MR PICASSO ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I KNOW MY NOSE IS DIRTY BUT SO WOULD YOURS BE DIGGING IN THE SOIL FOR TERMITES ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " NOBODY LOVES ME. ALL THEY ASK ME FOR IS INSURANCE COVER ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: SUNNY WEATHER ! THINKING OF A WALK IN THE COUNTRYSIDE THIS WEEKEND. ER ! HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ?
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: NICE EYES , BUTTER WOULD NOT MELT IN IT'S MOUTH . JUST TRY IT !!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " HERE LITTLE PUDDY CAT " !!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: DON'T LET YOUR GRASS GET TOO HIGH . YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MAY FIND THERE !!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " STALKING IT'S PREY ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " WE ARE BEING WATCHED ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " WHO LOVES YOU BABY ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: ONE SLIPPERY CUSTOMER !
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: A ANDEAN CONDOR HAS A WINGSPAN OVER 10 FEET AND IT DOES NOT HAVE A RED BREAST !!!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " IT LOOK'S LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED ". ER LUNCH TIME FOR SOMEONE !!
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: " I MISS MY MUMMY ".
liverpoolmeerkat has returned.: HEALTH AND SAFETY WARNING " DON'T MESS WITH ME ".