zippythesimshead: I'm screwed
zippythesimshead: trouble trouble trouble
zippythesimshead: I can't wait until next summery
zippythesimshead: today's fortune
zippythesimshead: extra mile
zippythesimshead: today's fortune
zippythesimshead: why, yes, they did. I only wish I knew who the hell they were
zippythesimshead: my fortune cookie was right!
zippythesimshead: I suddenly feel like a fruit fly
zippythesimshead: gee... is it that obvious???
zippythesimshead: something wonderful is about to happy
zippythesimshead: fortune cookie soap
zippythesimshead: it's about time my fortune cookies started sucking up to me
zippythesimshead: your fortune for today...
zippythesimshead: today's fortune
zippythesimshead: be mischievous
zippythesimshead: abracadabra, alakazam!
zippythesimshead: what are you trying to say?
zippythesimshead: this is surprisingly true
zippythesimshead: hey! that's not very nice...
zippythesimshead: fortune cookies are always thinking about me
zippythesimshead: but what if I'M the neediest?
zippythesimshead: cruel cookie
zippythesimshead: yeah, that'll work
zippythesimshead: my Secret Santa got me fortune cookie soap!
zippythesimshead: um... okay