stoopmama: "Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"
stoopmama: ...but I love playing at 5:30, mama! What's the prob?
stoopmama: Morning stories in mismatched jammies to the boy who partied all night. (And I mean ALL NIGHT OMG)
stoopmama: Girlfriend loves some punctuation.
stoopmama: Come at me, bro. I'm 6 months old today.
stoopmama: When I decided to hand sew 2 new stockings using annoying little vintage kits 3 weeks before Christmas, why the hell didn't anyone try to stop me?
stoopmama: The bounty at my favorite place in MA (the Cambridge Antique Market) was amazing today. Paint by numbers! 70s string art! Vintage Finnish tapestries!
stoopmama: Well, these will now be my footwear for the next 5 months straight. #f*******ck #newengland #bringit #itsalreadybeenbrought-en
stoopmama: My view versus @pjohnsonworks's view. Advertising is so hard WAAAHHH.
stoopmama: Whole jar of squash & an avocado chunk #dailypuerco @earthsbest
stoopmama: Be right back, going to devour my young. #latergram
stoopmama: Just finished piecing my first large-size quilt top. Nothing has ever sated my OCD as much.
stoopmama: I organized Lotte's room so she can reach all her clothes and can now dress herself every morning. What up stripes and cheetah socks and tu-tu!
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stoopmama: The best part of buying an old house are the tiny details that come with it.
stoopmama: The new neighborhood.
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stoopmama: HEYYOOOOOO, Boston. Sup?
stoopmama: Poor little teething cuddlebug. The dishes and laundry can wait.
stoopmama: Someone is having her very first McDonald's because mama is having the kind of day where she just doesn't give a f*ck. #wewilleatkaleforweeks #sorrynotsorry
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stoopmama: When you let your 5 year old pick out the tree, you can be sure she'll pick the straggliest, craziest one available.
stoopmama: Mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole and cranberries say whaaaat?
stoopmama: Aboard the Mayflower II
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stoopmama: Oh, look! Plucking feathers from a beheaded chicken! DINNER.
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stoopmama: Plimoth Plantation #plymouth
stoopmama: Plymouth Rock. So small. So puss.
stoopmama: Chuck's new throne