tftdguru:
"Hmm. I never noticed before how dashing Mark looks with a pipe."
tftdguru:
"Did I leave my radiation suit in here somewhere?"
tftdguru:
"Now you need to get yourself a nice hat."
tftdguru:
"That looks way too complicated."
tftdguru:
"About time you Orlando folk showed up."
tftdguru:
"Vodka breakfast smoothie anyone?"
tftdguru:
It was tense during the final but Karen removed her hand from the scooter first so the Grand Prize Big Ruckus goes to JIM TILLMAN!
tftdguru:
"It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hand on your hips..."
tftdguru:
Todd develops unearthly glow after sitting on the Symba's passenger grab handle.
tftdguru:
"Alright maggots! Which of you older scoots left this stain in MY parking place. Was it you, two-stroke? Hey, Helix! Turn around. I'm talking here."
tftdguru:
A Moto Guzzi V7 Classic. Pure seventies styling. Pure Italian fun. Nice.
tftdguru:
"Is it just me or does Joe look like he's ready to knock over a liquor store?"
tftdguru:
Motley ScooterCrew in front of Scooter Superstore Ormand Beach
tftdguru:
"Hey, big boy. Come here often?"
tftdguru:
"Hey. I knocked down 3 bottles. Now where's my fracking Cupie Doll?"