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just another 11th grade 4th period hangman buddy...
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I've been thinking of death a lot, and I am amazed by its inevitability, frightened, as we all are, of the totally unknown, and yet feel a long sleep is somehow earned by those of us who live on the edge ~Jack Pollock
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flickr isn't for blogs?
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Okay, so a prude, a yuppie, a hippie, and this dopey looking guy with a small dick walked into a bar . . .
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Salt
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let it fucking go
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
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“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.” ~George Carlin
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66 MPH
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"At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement." ~Benjamin Franklin
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Chloé
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the accidental cock bulge
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Daddy, M.D.
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"The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance." ~Brian Hwang
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"Righteous Judge! for sin's pollution, grant thy gift of absolution, ere the day of retribution."
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Hey baby, what's your sign?
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duel stick equipped with full fishing rod and duct tape microphone
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Bitch jumped in the car asked me where we goin'? I'm shorty the pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'" -Too $hort
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...cliché this, flickr.
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I kind of want to have sex with this wall. No not ON the wall, I mean WITH the wall.
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having my own street sign where I post my bullshit opinions all goes with the territory of being your favorite pimpster. Accept no substitutes - spell it bitches: P I M P
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Not one person has ever been blocked from stream de pimp! We're like a nondenominational church here with pimps instead of priests. All are welcome to participate in my flickr cult. Leaving regular comments here is good for your spirit. Halleluja!!
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I've been wanting to capture a genuine crying pimp picture for a while now. So, BAMN! It's rare, like seeing a double rainbow after a storm. And like that rainbow, you better take advantage quick Mr Camera Man. I am a pimp afterall.
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God's ass exploded and out popped a pimp surfin' on a piece of corn, "God don't wipe your ass with the very last bit of toilet paper! That last square is more important than not only the rest of the roll, but the most worthy thing in your entire house!"
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See that groovy haircut my kid's sportin? Daddy the barber cut those killer bangs. At this age, ya gotta make due and settle for a couple of hairs a little 'off'. Hell when you're 7, the haircut almost seems more appropriate fucked up than done 100% right
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No you dumb fuck, this is not Detroit.
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To achieve effect on subject; Method A (conservative): set shutter to 0.5s, walk slowly w/ right leg up on curb. This maintains a natural walk in an unusual manner. Method B (aggressive): Stick a vibrator up your ass & do best not to come off as gay.
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Today's Special Value: Today, what I am going to do for you viewer, is give you FIVE, count'em fingers on yer hand, FIVE pics for the price of a measly 1! Must call 1-800-pimp4life in the next 4 minutes to take advantage of this ridiculous offer.
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I like to present to you an image I have simply named: "the trojan weed" (alternate title: the Detroit Dandelions)
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disclose this motherfucker: how many licks does it take to get to the pimpsie roll center of a pimpsie pop?
