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365 Day 334**
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Stop... Babe time!
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...whatever, Daddy! hmmf!
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deus ex machina
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365 Day 337**
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Revelation 21:8
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365 Day 341**
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365 Day 343**
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365 Day 344**
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"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark."
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365 Day 352**
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cat.
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365 Day 355**
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P r e pscei t e v
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365 Day 356**
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365 Day 357**
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365 Day 360**
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365 Day 362**
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365 Day 363**
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The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house on that cold, cold, wet day. We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The pimp in the cowboy hat!*
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Salt
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66 MPH
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"At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement." ~Benjamin Franklin
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Daddy, M.D.
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Hey baby, what's your sign?
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No you dumb fuck, this is not Detroit.
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To achieve effect on subject; Method A (conservative): set shutter to 0.5s, walk slowly w/ right leg up on curb. This maintains a natural walk in an unusual manner. Method B (aggressive): Stick a vibrator up your ass & do best not to come off as gay.
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Daddy, it looks like I am wearing lipstick in this picture. Wow Daddy, look... Daddy look.... Daddy? Daddy. Daddy look at this, Dadd...............YES BABE I KNOW. And that's about the only place you'll be wearing it till you're an adult.
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I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a pimp; I’ve been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race.
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Let it be known to the entire world: Christopher Columbus Day is not celebrated in the pimp household. Mostly because Christopher Columbus is a fucking cocksucker. We don't celebrate cocksuckers at casa de pimp!
