newneonunion:
You've Got To Be Kidding
newneonunion:
My limited edition nikes are cooler than your limited edition nikes
newneonunion:
We're just here to see Blue Cheer
newneonunion:
Kick me in the croc, leave my purple underwear behind
newneonunion:
ballerina convention
newneonunion:
rainbow pride
newneonunion:
"my chucks are speckled with oil paint" "oh yeah? mine have residue of Jandek's vomit"
newneonunion:
no. No! This can't be real. But it is.
newneonunion:
that's one hell of a pigeon-toe. Oh wait a second...
newneonunion:
my cargo shorts look more authentically pre-frayed than yours
newneonunion:
limited edition color, limited edition laces
newneonunion:
they even have the same knock-kneed gait. incredible
newneonunion:
toots. toot!
newneonunion:
wut up
newneonunion:
newby newby duo
newneonunion:
sure you don't want some socks to go with your tevas and jean shorts?
newneonunion:
it might be chilly. I'll take my chances.
newneonunion:
all-terrain newbies
newneonunion:
black sandal twins, seperated by chuck
newneonunion:
I got mine at Alife. Oh yeah? Mine are older.
newneonunion:
let's take a hike after rhymefest.
newneonunion:
ok - they're not identical twins. But look at their pants.
newneonunion:
again. fraternal twins. capri lovers
newneonunion:
air force, top guns
newneonunion:
my chicken legs are thinner than yours
newneonunion:
mustard lover
newneonunion:
no mirror tricks
newneonunion:
we jogged over here, together
newneonunion:
they finally flipped a coin in the store after fighting for an hour
newneonunion:
saucy saucony
