underwhelmer:
"seriously, guys, how much do I look like Jan Michael Vincent right now?"
underwhelmer:
"it puts the lotion in the backpack."
underwhelmer:
"here is my handle, here is my spout!"
underwhelmer:
"guys, wait up. I need to rinse off my umbilical cord."
underwhelmer:
"i will blow jeff corwin for any reason. any reason at all."
underwhelmer:
"skipping is just the best."
underwhelmer:
"am I close enough? is this close enough?"
underwhelmer:
"today truly is a grand day."