jfhatesmustard: Being from West Virginia, Clara was the perfect candidate to go mining for supplies under the stage
jfhatesmustard: Give me your poor, your hungry, your nail clippings
jfhatesmustard: Ashley was very amused
jfhatesmustard: Shoreland started off in suits...
jfhatesmustard: ...then got looser...
jfhatesmustard: G! I! Double-E! F! LIVES!
jfhatesmustard: One long-ass piece of duct tape
jfhatesmustard: Some is inside
jfhatesmustard: Now none is inside
jfhatesmustard: Putting some back inside
jfhatesmustard: And more
jfhatesmustard: So much is inside!
jfhatesmustard: Fifty-five is inside!
jfhatesmustard: Fifty-five! That's so much!
jfhatesmustard: Nail clippings went in a Mountain Dew can
jfhatesmustard: Dan painted the head of the Statue of Liberty for the Planet Of The Apes theme party
jfhatesmustard: P1010288.JPG
jfhatesmustard: How much is inside Spivak?
jfhatesmustard: Where's that goldarned Yellow Pig?
jfhatesmustard: Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves!
jfhatesmustard: I entered, I left with a bloody nose
jfhatesmustard: Fourth floor hallway in Cobb, mid-party
jfhatesmustard: Sonia straightened her hair for the event
jfhatesmustard: YMCA in the Snitchcock room
jfhatesmustard: Heraldic shield in the drink-line tent
jfhatesmustard: FIST's Quail Man at ScavOlympics
jfhatesmustard: 1. SUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGE!!!!!!!!! Bring one can of Surge and get ready to feel the rush.
jfhatesmustard: Still Surging
jfhatesmustard: Do you realize how nasty it is to chug Fresca?