Colleen AF Venable: Monster Tuck is super photogenic.
Colleen AF Venable: Bandages still don't want to come off but it's helping me work on my Zoidberg impression.
Colleen AF Venable: I'm slowing turning into a cartoon character one finger at a time.
Colleen AF Venable: I give this urgent care center one "Why do I even attempt to cook?!" Thumb up. Instead of cutting an onion I thought it might be more fun to cut my finger. Photo by @taewonyu who deserves a gold medal for his help yesterday.
Colleen AF Venable: Exhibit B @mways
Colleen AF Venable: @ohboyaitszoya officially has the best car. @mways officially has the best car poses. Exhibit A
Colleen AF Venable: Learning how to can tomatoes. They day the first step is "blanching." Done! Now what?
Colleen AF Venable: Trying to see if my bangs looked good like this lead to the most emo accidental selfie. I'm gonna go listen to the Cure now.
Colleen AF Venable: Merf the #beastlie is not impressed. It'll look good tomorrow, Merf! #nailart
Colleen AF Venable: If you need me I'll be over here in this 80's music video.
Colleen AF Venable: No picture for you. (Yeah security didn't like me taking unauthorized pictures)
Colleen AF Venable: No soup for you. Just autographed ladle. #cyclones #seinfeld
Colleen AF Venable: Doom da doup doup doooom #cyclones
Colleen AF Venable: This is how I roll.
Colleen AF Venable: Homemade upside-down cherry tomato planter is alive. ALIVE! #diy #gardening