patchworkgandalf: Avast ye me hearties. I be Pirate Pasta?
patchworkgandalf: What ye be looking at!
patchworkgandalf: Pirate Smoochie
patchworkgandalf: Ye be dancing with Jack Ketch
patchworkgandalf: Give me yer dubloons ye swabs
patchworkgandalf: Arrr, Pirate Smoochie!
patchworkgandalf: Avast, be gad! It be pirate day!
patchworkgandalf: It be Pirate Day. ARRRR!